Just to make my "wonderful" day even better:
After the toilet incident, I changed my clothes -- put on one of my nicer blouses with a pair of jeans. I asked my oldest daughter if the shirt and jeans went together OK. She took a look, said they looked fine together, and then said, "y'know, you look like an aging hippie!" Oh, great, kid, thanks a lot -- I'll remember that remark at Christmas time!!