My brain is dead today -- nothing creative in there at all!! But these were sent to me by a friend and made me laugh -- so........ enjoy!!
WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.
Suitable for outdoor use.
RCA Television Remote Control :
Not Dishwasher Safe
Pine Mountain Fire Logs:
Caution: Risk of fire
Home Depot Treated Lumber:
Do not consume.
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
Caution water on road during rain.
This camera will only work when film is inside.
Cemetery Road. Dead End.
Church Parking Lot Sign:
Thou shalt not park.
Another Church Parking Lot Sign:
Trespassers will be persecuted.
Children's Superman Costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.